“He’s the Alpha Nitty Gritty, Kris… Which is a title I thought Tater’s mom held… but clearly she does not. Because why would Rob Zombie be felonious in his boasts?”—Listening to Rob Zombie before movie time.
“Look at the fucked up fashion of these niggas! One’s wearing pajamas, one’s got the latest fashions, and the other one’s got the original jacket that China’s had since day 1…. that’s the name of the one who made that jacket, Dai Wun!”—Watching the Big Loss, c. 1971.
“They’re having a karaoke party at the end of the month… I told them I wanna sing Footloose. They said that’s fucked up. I think it’s funny… I hate that song.”—Talking about attending an amputee social event.